Oh, to Digital Dealer You’ll Go!

Congratulations!
You’re doing just swell.
You’re off to Digital Dealer!
Where you’ll learn new ways to sell!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
So go catch Don Crawford’s presentation,
It’s the best one to choose.
There’ll be standing room only, ‘cause he’s always in taste,
Tuesday August 9 at 10:30, titled “Oh The Dollars We Waste”

Get your body to Vegas, that shiny glitz-land,
Walk past Elvis and Elmo, to the MGM Grand.
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
You’ll learn tons from Don Crawford; you’re in for a treat.

Learn to maximize sales
From your Internet leads.
Learn which of your lead providers
Provides the most fruit-ee-ful seeds.

You’ll learn to be a better seller,
Which you can’t say will happen if you see Penn & Teller.

He’ll teach you to leverage
Intelligence Artificial.
It’s true and it’s genuine,
Unlike Elvis, who’s suspicial.

So…
If you travel to Digital Dealer in a car or a plane
or a boat or a parachute or a sewer or a train,
You’re at a Great Place!
You’ll get to see Don!
Your dealership will thank you.
So…don’t walk there, go run!

(written with the sincerest of love and admiration for Dr. Seuss)

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